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Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:57 pm
by Jacksparrow
Placido wrote:A polar bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a scotch and .............. soda."
The barman asks, "Why the long pause?"
"I dunno, I've always had them."
I thought it was going to be a Scotch on the Rocks joke

I wish it had been now.......it might have been funnier.
P.S. Peregrine will be furious if you nick any more of his material.

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 6:23 pm
by nuthatch

Placi

the chocolates!

Kev
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2017 8:03 pm
by Placido
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2017 6:05 pm
by nuthatch
Ho! Ho! Ho! 
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 5:54 pm
by peregrine
Jacksparrow wrote:Placido wrote:A polar bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a scotch and .............. soda."
The barman asks, "Why the long pause?"
"I dunno, I've always had them."
I thought it was going to be a Scotch on the Rocks joke

I wish it had been now.......it might have been funnier.
P.S. Peregrine will be furious if you nick any more of his material.

The quality of the jokes has fallen drastically.
Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed? He had low Elf esteem.
What does Santa do with fat elves? He sends them to the ELF Farm.
As you all know, my last joke book was stolen by person or persons unknown (but I have my own theory) Don't worry I have a knew one, even BETTER than the last.

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:43 pm
by Jacksparrow
peregrine wrote:Jacksparrow wrote:Placido wrote:A polar bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a scotch and .............. soda."
The barman asks, "Why the long pause?"
"I dunno, I've always had them."
I thought it was going to be a Scotch on the Rocks joke

I wish it had been now.......it might have been funnier.
P.S. Peregrine will be furious if you nick any more of his material.

The quality of the jokes has fallen drastically.
Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed? He had low Elf esteem.
What does Santa do with fat elves? He sends them to the ELF Farm.
As you all kn
ow, my last joke book was stolen by person or persons unknown (but I have my own theory) Don't worry I have a knew one, even BETTER than the last.

It would want to be. I trust your latest offering were taken from the old tome and not a curtain raiser for the new.

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:20 pm
by peregrine
'Curtain Raiser'. There's a joke there somewhere. (No, not the 'pull yourself together' one)
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 5:11 pm
by nuthatch
What does Santa do with fat elves? He sends them to the ELF Farm.
... and where does Santa send himself?

Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 7:51 pm
by Placido
Answers on a postcard, please - and remember, this is a Fambly Forum !!
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:53 am
by peregrine