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Well, what I meant was that if a felon was hanged 500 years ago even then there would have been a Sky reporter asking him "how he felt".
Sky reporters are ubiquitous and the "how do you feel/how does it feel" initial question always makes me want to switch off.
It's always how do you feel after a terrible tragedy. I think we can all imagine "how someone feels".
Wasn't a very good joke anyway, in fact it was dretful and before anyone asks, I don't feel proud .

I didn't know that about Sky reporters

I think I've broken my funny bone I feel like Margo again

I have recurring nightmarys about falling down a mile-deep mineshaft and at the bottom there is a Sky reporter asking, "How does it feel to fall down a mile-deep mineshaft?".

Placido wrote:I have recurring nightmarys about falling down a mile-deep mineshaft and at the bottom there is a Sky reporter asking, "How does it feel to fall down a mile-deep mineshaft?".

Have you tried cutting down on the cheese sarnies at bed time?

Placido wrote:I have recurring nightmarys about falling down a mile-deep mineshaft and at the bottom there is a Sky reporter asking, "How does it feel to fall down a mile-deep mineshaft?".

I hope you reply,"You should know, you were here first : ."

Why are cowboy hats like haemorrhoids Because sooner or later, every asshole gets one.

Nope Jacksparrow, still have it.

peregrine wrote:Why are cowboy hats like haemorrhoids Because sooner or later, every asshole gets one.

Nope Jacksparrow, still have it.

My worst fears confirmed

How can you delay milk turning sour? Keep it in the cow.

You know you love it Jacksparrow.

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York .
The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and.........OH... MY GOD!"
Silence followed.
Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my trousers!"
From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled.......
"For the luvva Jaysus......you should see the back of mine!”

When I was ten, my Pa told me never to talk to strangers. We haven't spoken since.