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An eminent doctor is having a quiet drink in a bar after a busy day and gets into conversation with another chap who complains about dreadful migraine headaches. The doctor tells him that he was a martyr to them too until one night he and his wife tried something different and since then he had had no headaches.
The martyr said he would try that too and thank you for the tip.

By coincidence they met again some time later and the second chap couldn't thank the doctor enough. "Oh thank you, thank you" he cried. "Your advice worked a treat, headaches completely vanished. Oh, and by the way, your house is lovely."

These took me back -

How do you double the value of a Skoda?
Put in a litre of petrol.

Man goes into a car parts shop and says, "I'd like a hubcap for my Lada, please."
The assistant thinks for a minute and replies, "Yeah, OK. Seems like a fair swap."

Another old Skoda joke:- Why have Skodas got their engine at the back? To keep your hands warm while you're pushing.

What's a Lada at the top of a hill?
A miracle.

Placido wrote:What's a Lada at the top of a hill?
A miracle.

Excellent Placi

Here's an even funnier joke - I had a Skoda once . It's not a thing you forget easily .....