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Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2023 7:53 pm
by Jacksparrow
I’ve just returned from my annual holiday where I kept falling over things.
Next year, I’ll use Tripadvisor.
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2023 9:06 pm
by Willpar
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2023 7:48 pm
by Jacksparrow
"Ladies and Gents, that concludes our tour of the toilets.”
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2023 9:50 pm
by Willpar
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:19 pm
by Jacksparrow
I was playing a trumpet outside Asda earlier when an elderly lady approached me and said, "That's excellent, especially with no music sheet, do you always play by ear ?"
"No," I said, "I'll be outside Tesco tomorrow."
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:24 pm
by Willpar
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 8:39 pm
by Jacksparrow
The people of Dubai do not like the Flintstones, but the people of Abu Dhabi do.
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 8:44 pm
by Willpar
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 8:13 pm
by Jacksparrow
I have a fantastic memory.
In fact, I cant remember the last time I forgot something!
Re: IS THIS A JOKE ??
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 8:33 pm
by Willpar