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I just feel that the family dawg is going to eat the contents of the unexpected delivery which are strewn across the kitchen table, with any luck.

Is this a whole bookful or just a couple of chapters ?? Will it mercifully be over by the time the next issue of The Sturkling Diaries is published ?? Christmas is being ruint already and it isn't even December yet

I think Andy is a right fussbag

Placido wrote:I just feel that the family dawg is going to eat the contents of the unexpected delivery which are strewn across the kitchen table, with any luck.

Is this a whole bookful or just a couple of chapters ?? Will it mercifully be over by the time the next issue of The Sturkling Diaries is published ?? Christmas is being ruint already and it isn't even December yet

We're getting there but I'm still setting the scene. I can't give away the denouement but try and stay awake for a few more installments.

Still setting the SCENE !!!!!!
I thought the next one would be the last one

I want it to go on for ages now - at least until Epiphany

I think we're all heading for an epiphany !!

Placido wrote:I think we're all heading for an epiphany !!

For Placido only .................. a wrong number. Andy put down the receiver and at that very moment the house was subject to a huge gas explosion. We will never know what was in store for Andy but his family lived miserably ever after as he had forgotten to insure the home and contents and more importantly himself.
The End

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.......his old chum Mick Snuts. "Where are you?" demanded Mick in a mock tone of annoyance. "Whassamatter?" said Andy. "Wassamatter? I'll tell you wassamatter,I'm sat in the pub and you're supposed to be sitting beside me" He was right,it was a weekly event and today was the day. Andy was about to say "I'm sorry mate something's cropped up out of the blue" when he suddenly recalled that Mick, many moons ago had gone to university to study law. He'd only lasted two terms before an unfortunate incident with the Dean's daughter caused an enforced early end to his law career. Andy had a lightbulb moment which in itself was a fairly rare occurrence but this time it might really be of benefit to him.
"I'll be 20 minutes Mick" he confidently predicted and hung up. All the newly arrived paperwork was thrust into a carrier bag and he was off down the road to catch the next bus to town and the pub. For a change it all went like clockwork and almost dead on time he breezed into bar of Ferret Breeders Arms where Mick was minding one and a half pints of best bitter.
" Run your eyes over this Mick" said Andy with barely a pause and no explanation. "Well" said Mick is...................................

No no, I didn't mean it !! This great work of literature must never end .
Tell us Mick Snut's verdict or we'll never reach chapter 7 .......
Does the Dean's daughter figure in this somewhere along the line or are we just waiting for the shaggy dog to enter stage left ??