What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
IS THIS A JOKE ??
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Kev wrote: Sun Jul 30, 2023 12:15 pm What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
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The only time a fisherman tells the truth is when he calls another fisherman a liar. 
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I just found a tiny bird shivering and cold as I walked home, so I put it in my pocket to give it a chance of survival.
When I showed the wife, she told me how much she loved me for being so kind and sensitive, so I thought I'd try for a kiss & a cuddle,
seeing as she was in a good mood.
She said "No, not in front of the chilled wren"
When I showed the wife, she told me how much she loved me for being so kind and sensitive, so I thought I'd try for a kiss & a cuddle,
seeing as she was in a good mood.
She said "No, not in front of the chilled wren"
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I see you started on the christmas crackers already. Merry Christmas peregrineperegrine wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2024 12:21 pm 10.45
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