IS THIS A JOKE ??

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Jacksparrow
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I’ve just returned from my annual holiday where I kept falling over things.
Next year, I’ll use Tripadvisor.
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:clap: :D :nod:
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"Ladies and Gents, that concludes our tour of the toilets.”
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:) :D :nod:
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I was playing a trumpet outside Asda earlier when an elderly lady approached me and said, "That's excellent, especially with no music sheet, do you always play by ear ?"
"No," I said, "I'll be outside Tesco tomorrow."
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:clap: :nod: :D
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The people of Dubai do not like the Flintstones, but the people of Abu Dhabi do.
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:) :D :nod:
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I have a fantastic memory.
In fact, I cant remember the last time I forgot something!
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:clap: :D :nod:
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