IS THIS A JOKE ??

[Willpar]

[Kev]

When King Charles plays cricket he likes to bat. Which is good because Camilla Parker Bowles.

[Jacksparrow]

My grandad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.
He said, its always worth paying a bit more for good speakers.

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

My first flat was so close to Heathrow airport, that every time I went to the kitchen to make a sandwich, a stewardess told me to get back to my seat!
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I went to the palace yesterday to give the King a haircut
I said to the guard, “Can you let me in, I'm here to cut The Kings hair?”
The guard said “Have you got a permit?”
“No, just taking a bit off the back!”.

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

I struggled to lift a bottle of water earlier.
It was an Evian

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

I said to the doctor. It hurts when I press my nose, it hurts when I press my knee, it hurts when I press my shoulder. In fact I hurt everywhere I press.
He said " you've broken your finger "
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[Willpar]