IS THIS A JOKE ??

[Jacksparrow]

Ate a Yorkie yesterday.
Been banned for life from Crufts.

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

I parked my car at the hospital when the attendant shouted over to me,
"You can't park there, that's for badge holders only!"
"Don't worry" I said, "I've got a bad shoulder".

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

A friend was playing Russian roulette and I told him not to...

But it went in one ear and out the other.

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

I made soup entirely from ingredients extracted from the atmosphere...
It was a broth of fresh air

[Willpar]

[Jacksparrow]

Couldn't get my car out of the drive this morning as a bloke with a flute was sat there making a snake come out of a basket.
I thought, well that's just charming isn't it?

[Jacksparrow]

Sitting here on my sofa I realised - if I hadn't bought it - I wouldn't be where I am today.