IS THIS A JOKE ??

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:clap: :nod:
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:rofl: Teacher to pupil: 'What's a comet? Pupil: A star with a tail.' Teacher: 'And can you name one?' Pupil: 'Mickey Mouse.' :rofl:
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I’ve just bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from Aldi.
It comes with Aldi Kings horses and Aldi Kings men
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:clap: :wow: :rofl:
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Someone has just told me that I don't know how to shave properly...
Bloody cheek!
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After 10 years as chairman of the Ladder Appreciation Society...... I've decided I'm stepping down
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“Waiter! Waiter! This meat tastes like rubber!"
“Yes sir. It’s beef Wellington."
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:wow: :clap: :rofl:
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My wife told me she's listening to every Beatles song in alphabetical order.
I think she might be up to Something.
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