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THE ENVIRONMENT (The saving of)

PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 11:58 am
by Placido
So.
Today I have Saved Our Planet :).
Purchased a pair of bamboo socks ('onest).
These fascinating little creatures are kind to the environment. The plant is sustainable: requires very little water, uses no pesticides and emits 35% more oxygen than its equivalent in trees.
Bamboo fibre has a beautifully soft, silk-like feel which is exceptionally kind to the skin.

Stop feeling guilty !! Buy them NOW (see below .....)

Honest Placi (Grass) Inc.
(We also purvey choppinhg boards)

Re: THE ENVIRONMENT (The saving of)

PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 7:36 pm
by Jacksparrow
Placido wrote:So.
Today I have Saved Our Planet :).
Purchased a pair of bamboo socks ('onest).
These fascinating little creatures are kind to the environment. The plant is sustainable: requires very little water, uses no pesticides and emits 35% more oxygen than its equivalent in trees.
Bamboo fibre has a beautifully soft, silk-like feel which is exceptionally kind to the skin.

Stop feeling guilty !! Buy them NOW (see below .....)

Honest Placi (Grass) Inc.
(We also purvey choppinhg boards)

Given bamboo's reputation for rapid growth you will be a foot taller in a weeks time. :)

Re: THE ENVIRONMENT (The saving of)

PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 8:38 pm
by greenfinch2
Are you telling the truth JS if so i would like a pair.

Re: THE ENVIRONMENT (The saving of)

PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2018 10:16 am
by Placido
Well :eek: !! It's true !!
A closely-guarded personal byte :rolleyes:of personal information: je suis personally precisely 5.00ft 'tall'. At least I was until this morning when I realised with some surprise that my well-worn kilt is 6 ins shorter than heretofore :eek: and I am now 5 ft 6 ins :faint: and can reach the contents of my kitchen cupboards :clap:.

These Rapid Growth Sox are far more efficacious than shoe wedges.
Form an orderly queue please .......

Re: THE ENVIRONMENT (The saving of)

PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2018 7:58 pm
by Jacksparrow
Placido wrote:Well :eek: !! It's true !!
A closely-guarded personal byte :rolleyes:of personal information: je suis personally precisely 5.00ft 'tall'. At least I was until this morning when I realised with some surprise that my well-worn kilt is 6 ins shorter than heretofore :eek: and I am now 5 ft 6 ins :faint: and can reach the contents of my kitchen cupboards :clap:.

These Rapid Growth Sox are far more efficacious than shoe wedges.
Form an orderly queue please .......

I think I might raise a note of caution. you may need to ration the amount of time you wear them as previously easily entered doorways etc may now threaten the cranium area banghead

Re: THE ENVIRONMENT (The saving of)

PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2018 5:16 pm
by Placido
And another thing ....... those bent on Saving Our Planet may now purchase bamboo (formerly paper) kitchen towels.
The delight of geowarriors knows no bounds - somebody's got to do it !